I can't believe you're wearing that! <br />Your favorite holey shirt, <br />Your kneeless jeans and sandals <br />And you've got the guts to flirt! <br /> <br />So much for first impressions, <br />You'd scare them all away.... <br />No normal gal in her right mind <br />Would give the time of day <br /> <br />To someone so despicable - <br />You haven't got a clue, <br />I guess it's just that Mars mystique <br />That draws the girls to you! <br /> <br />It's a good thing we were programmed <br />To look beneath the skin, <br />Or humanity would not survive <br />The predicament we're in; <br /> <br />If women came from Venus <br />And all men came from Mars...... <br />No wonder we bear children <br />While men race 'round in cars! <br /> <br />Perhaps the great 'all knowing' <br />Had no idea then <br />How different the wiring <br />'Tween females and the men; <br /> <br />And so we do the best we can <br />With the gender that we've got........ <br />Venus stays cool and misty <br />While Mars flames red and hot! <br /> <br />And still we learn to co-exist, <br />Appreciate each other...... <br />But who taught you to dress like that? ? ? ? <br />Certainly not your mother! <br /> <br /> <br />8/21/2009 <br /> <br />*(Any similarities to certain individuals is purely coincidental - LOL!)<br /><br />Linda Ori<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/and-never-the-twain-shall-meet/
