Losing your virginity <br />Is likely to be sh** <br />It’s not all it’s cracked up to be <br />Let’s be honest, is it? <br /> <br />So do yourself a favour <br />Don’t build your hopes up high <br />Too many people aren’t so clever <br />Then go home and cry <br /> <br />Sure you want to do your best <br />With Miss or Mr Right <br />But why not just get it off your chest <br />When you know it will be sh**e? <br /> <br />Sex is like a wine or scotch <br />A cigar or a cheese <br />You have to have it quite a lot <br />Before it starts to please<br /><br />Jack Williams<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/losing-your-virginity-a-silly-poem/
