The spam <br />announces <br /> <br />FOOT FUNGUS CURE. <br /> <br />But just before <br />I hit delete <br /> <br />my eye snags itself <br />on the wording. <br /> <br /> <br />STOP BEING EMBARASSED <br />BY YOUR BARE TOES. <br /> <br /> <br />ENJOY THE BEAUIFUL <br />FEET OF A TEENAGER. <br /> <br />I don’t see how one <br />eh...enjoying... <br /> <br />the beautiful feet <br />of a teenager <br /> <br />could help <br />much <br /> <br />but I sent away at once <br />for my teenager <br /> <br />even though <br />I don’t even have fungus feet. <br /> <br />And here <br />I sit <br /> <br />counting my toes <br />(twiddling my thumbs) <br /> <br />impatiently awaiting <br />her <br /> <br />delivery.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/foot-fungus-fever/
