I will not eat Spam in a can. <br />I will not eat Spam in Japan <br />I will not eat Spam on a boat. <br />I will not eat Spam with a goat <br />I will not eat Spam from afar <br />I will not eat Spam in a jar <br />I will not eat Spam here or there <br />I will not eat Spam anywhere. <br />I will not eat Spam it's not for me. <br />I will not eat Spam can't you see. <br />Why do they make Spam for you and me? <br />I do not know, I do not care <br />I will not eat Spam with a bear. <br />As you see Spam's not for me, I do not care who likes Spam. <br />I am Melissa, oh yes I am, but I do not eat any Spam. <br />I will not eat Spam in a can, in Japan, on a boat, with a goat, from afar, in a jar, her or there, or anywhere. <br /> I will not eat Spam it's not for me, can't you see, even for you and me, and I do not care to eat Spam with a bear, because I just do not care to eat spam anywhere.<br /><br />Nichole Kaci McKnight<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-will-not-eat-spam-my-ode-to-dr-seuss/
