So long <br /> - gone! <br />My classic movie tapes <br />of King Kong <br />and Planet of the Apes! <br /> <br />My giant Banana painting! <br />Shit, that too, he tried to steal. <br />Seems he slipped while carrying it <br />and it lost some of its appeal... <br /> <br />Look past the crime scene ribbon <br />the door was locked, you see. <br />You can take it for gibbon <br />'twas picked with a mon-key! <br /> <br />Long distance calls were made <br />from all of my phones. <br />The targets, I'm afraid <br />were Peter Tork and Davey Jones! <br /> <br />He broke my typewriter! Curses! <br />Oh, that beast had fun in here today. <br />I see he wrote some verses, <br />but at least none of Shakespeare's plays! <br /> <br />You know, if I catch that brute <br />I'll spank that monkey black <br />I don't care if it's cute <br />I'll even spank Macaque! <br /> <br />The police? <br />They don't believe me. <br />This case they won't be solving. <br />They say it could just be <br />that it's me... <br />(I'm still evolving)<br /><br />Chuck Audette<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-house-was-robbed-by-a-monkey/
