He was caught looking at a hooker <br />It landed him in a pressure cooker <br />With his wife letting out the steam <br /> <br />Now he is under house arrest <br />Until he can pass the roving eye test <br />With his wife as the examiner <br /> <br />Three weeks have passed uneventfully <br />He is the dutiful husband, yours obediently <br />With his wife still watching over ominously<br /><br />Sandra Martyres<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-little-ditty/
