Stealing a tin of beer ~ what next? <br />The barmaid will be vexed! <br />You must never-ever help yourself... <br />Go, place it back on the shelf. <br />Symptoms of illness you are revealing <br />'Kleptomania' needs concealing. <br />The Commandments tell us <br />~~We must not steal~~ <br />However tempted we feel. <br />But stealing a tin of thirst-quenching beer, <br />'You must never do that my dear'.<br /><br />Joyce Hemsley<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/serious-but-humorous/
