There are no known strip bars in Commerce, Texas, <br />There is no Hooters Girls for old men to harass. <br />But this caused a necessity of the mother of invention, <br />The action took place, <br />Right in the Commerce Hardware and Feed Store. <br />Read on, I’ll tell you more. <br />It was about a ‘hot’ situation. <br />There was apparently an elderly man from Hopkins County, <br />That had a certain irritating fetish. <br />He was an old geezer, <br />Who became aroused when a much younger gal was a sneezer. <br />Therefore he carried a white powder with him in his jeans. <br />Not cocaine, not meth, not anthrax, but white pepper—but who knew? <br />Emeril and Chef Prudhomme took no responsibility for the action. <br />The ghost of Justin Wilson says “Pass the(e) ‘awnion” <br />The elderly pepper-fetish Hopkins County man, <br />- stopped in the hardware store right on Mangum Street. <br />After paying for his items with a check he blew this white substance in the air. <br />He blew once more in the face of the young lady, after all he didn’t care. <br />He stated to the Commerce cops that he was ‘aroused’ by women if they sneezed. <br />Strange? Hummm- <br />After he was taken away in to custody, <br />The women at the store will continue to have a long breather. <br />Commerce Police Chief Kerry Crews stated, <br />“In my entire career I’ve never heard of anything like this, ” Crews said. <br />“I’ve checked with my detectives and they haven’t heard of anything like it either.” <br /> <br />9-27-09<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/forget-cialis-viagra-or-extenze-just-pass-me-the-pepper/
