'Needles & pins...needles & pins! ' <br /> <br />'When a woman marries...her troubles begin! ' <br /> <br />Me Gran used to sing it <br />to me Mum <br /> <br />& me Mum <br />sung it <br /> <br />to me <br /> <br />laugh uproariously <br />in Cockney Rhyming Slang <br /> <br />if they thought <br />I was listening <br /> <br />(which I always was) . <br /> <br />'Well, me pot & pan <br />had me Alan Whickers <br /> <br />off in a flash. <br /> <br />His filter tdips <br />all over me <br /> <br />Georgie Bests <br /> <br />so I grabbed him <br />by his Jacobs Crackers <br /> <br />and gave his Hampton Wick <br />a quick Levy & Francks <br /> <br />& a good old <br />hat with a bobble <br /> <br />when his deaf & dumb <br />tensed tight as two ticks <br /> <br />I knew he was ready <br />to come <br /> <br />& slipped him in <br />to the old Elizabeth Regina. <br /> <br />His Niagra Falls <br />exploded <br /> <br />him licking me raspberry ripples <br />as if they were melting ice cream cones. <br /> <br />It was the best <br />Oeidipus Rex <br /> <br />...yet! <br /> <br />Needles & Pins. <br />Needles & Pins. <br /> <br />******* <br /> <br /> <br /> A QUICKIE GLOSS <br /> <br />Pot & Pan = My old man <br /> <br />Alan Whickers = knickers <br /> <br />Filter tips = lips <br /> <br />Georgie Bests = tits <br /> <br />Jacobs Crackers = knackers(those testy parts of a guy) <br /> <br />Hampton Wick = you know what it equals <br /> <br />Hat with a bobble = gobble <br /> <br />Deaf & Dumb = bum <br /> <br />Elizabeth Regina = yes rhymes with... <br /> <br />Niagra Falls = balls <br /> <br />Raspberryripples = nipples <br /> <br />Oeidpus Rex = sex <br /> <br />When a woman marries <br />her troubles begin.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/needles-pins/
