Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery zing <br />It's a lemony peppery, peppery lemony saucy kind of thing <br />Made with lemon zest and peppercorns and garlic that's been pressed <br />Splash it on your salad so it's tantalisingly, tastefully dressed <br /> <br />Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery flavour <br />It has a lemony peppery, peppery lemony essence you can savour <br />Throw in chives or dill or mint, there isn't any law <br />Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall adds a dash of pig's blood, raw <br /> <br />Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery smell <br />It forms a lemony peppery, peppery lemony saucy kind of gel <br />If you've run out of shampoo and your hair is looking greasy <br />Not a problem, rub in the lemon pepper scrub, too easy <br /> <br />Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery taste <br />It spawns a lemony peppery, peppery lemony saucy kind of baste <br />May I suggest you whip up a batch, so it'll always be at hand <br />Or buy a bottle of my deluxe gourmet Lemony Peppery brand <br /> <br />(Sydney, Australia 2009)<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lemon-pepper-sauce-humour/
