Cream and butter yum yum yum, <br />Eat too much bum bum bum, <br />Grandad ate too many pears and his wig came off with all his hairs, <br />He drank too much wine and burped like a swine, <br />I know who grandad is, <br />Hes a giant flying pig, <br />Married to a women so odd, <br />Who made grandad look like a cod, <br />He always wore holey socks, <br />He would have been better in the stocks, <br />You see i know this creatures wife, <br />She was as pretty as some mice, <br />But not just ordinary mice you see, <br />White mice with shiny hair... which gleams, <br />She was an odd unferocious critter, <br />Her old age made her very bitter, <br />When passers by were made to titter, <br />She never made a good baby sitter, <br />They all said please put her in the bin with your litter, <br />bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa, <br />I just did and awsome fart, <br />That gave birth and then came dad, <br />The spawn of a stinky fart, <br />Its not that i dont love him now, <br />Its just that he smells really bad, <br />You know what its his birthday, <br />Joyus gallee hes very gay, <br />Hannah is an awsome girl, <br />I better go i gotta hurl.<br /><br />apple abs<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-dads-birthday/
