Back Stabbing Betty haunted the cemetery <br />It was Halloween night and it really was scary <br /> <br />She saw Big Willie’s tombstone and wondered why <br />He had died this fatal death, she wanted to cry <br /> <br />Booger Eatin’ Nelda was lying there too <br />Never been kissed, hey, how about you? <br /> <br />Crazy Debby was truly a strange critter <br />Someone really sick of her probably hit her <br /> <br />Eyeball Head Harry saw things quite different <br />I think maybe his brain was just a bit bent <br /> <br />Knucklehead Ned was a kinda nice guy <br />Musta’ ate poison that caused him to die <br /> <br />Liar Liar Carolyn told so many fibs, I guess <br />Caught up in lies and never would confess <br /> <br />No Ears Eddy, the poor man didn’t hear <br />The train that day and he was such a dear <br /> <br />One Eyed Jack was so good for nothin’ <br />Ended up buried in a cheap wooden coffin <br /> <br />Potty Mouth Paul said so many dirty words <br />Chased everyone away, even the birds <br /> <br />Snooty Tooty Crissie was such a snoot <br />Drowned in a rainstorm and no one gave a hoot <br /> <br />So ya gotta be so careful folks, what ya say and do <br />Cause all this kinda dying could happen to you!<br /><br />Marilyn Lott<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/halloween-epitaphs/
