Oh Mummy, oh Mummy <br />where are you? <br />You were in your sarcophagus yesterday <br />but now you are gone. <br />Oh Mummy, oh Mummy <br />where may you be? <br />Has someone in the night <br />come in and stolen thee? <br />Oh Mummy, oh Mummy <br />I know you are two thousand years old <br />and just a box of bandages, <br />but about you, I care so. <br />I found you in that pyramid <br />amongst all your treasures <br />for the after life. <br />Oh Mummy, oh Mummy <br />there you are hiding away from me. <br />Hey, what are you doing? <br />Oooh Mummy stop doing that, <br />you are two thousand years old <br />and I am only twenty-three. <br />Oooh Mummy. Oooh Mummy <br />don’t stop now. <br />Oooh Mummy you are a sexy beast. <br /> <br /> <br />4 November 2009<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/oh-mummy-oh-mummy/
