I am having my own way <br />I snorted, <br />and then the rolling pin struck. <br />No, you are having your own way, <br />she was, and she did. <br />Such is things <br />in happily married life. <br /> <br />You are doing the dishes <br />she shouted, <br />oh no I am not, <br />and then the rolling pin struck <br />and I was and I did. <br />Such is things <br />in happily married life. <br /> <br />I went to a fortune-teller <br />to have the bumps on my head read. <br />She had plenty to choose from <br />as the rolling pin struck nightly. <br />Such is things <br />in happily married life. <br /> <br />We are having sex tonight <br />she declared. <br />Not tonight Josephine <br />I replied. <br />Then the Viagra came out, <br />along with the rolling pin, <br />and we were and we have. <br />Such is things <br />in happily married life. <br /> <br />One day I am burning the rolling pin <br />and we will be miserable once more, <br />even if I do get a bit bored. <br />The one thing you have to do <br />to get a peaceful and happily married life <br />is have no rolling pin insight.<br /><br />David Harris<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/happily-married-life/
