She never did like <br />my singing in the shower. <br /> <br />'Dry up! ' <br />she'd shout from the kitchen <br /> <br />so I had to <br />give it up. <br /> <br />Took up <br />alpine yodeling in the shower <br /> <br />instead <br /> <br />but the divorce <br />put the dampners <br /> <br />on that <br /> <br />I was too sad to sing <br />and had become <br /> <br />a silent yodeler <br /> <br />Took up banjo playing <br />in the shower <br /> <br />until the strings got rusty <br /> <br />and the neighbours <br />snapped, dialed: 999. <br /> <br />Now all I do <br />in the shower...is...shower <br /> <br />come clean <br />go to bed alone <br /> <br />sing and yodel and banjo <br />to my heart's content <br /> <br />in my dreams <br /> <br />in my dreams<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/in-the-deling-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-for-onelia/
