Tiger, Tiger burning bright <br />hunts his prey by neon light <br />Real or bleached, you know the kind <br />big up front with a sweet behind.. <br /> <br />Tiger, tiger, none too bright <br />Left his cell phone in plain sight <br />When Elin saw his contact list <br />She grabbed his driver in her fist. <br /> <br />Four hundred yards straight off the tee <br />Tiger drives that easily <br />But when his little wife went clubbing <br />His face and lawn both took a drubbing <br /> <br />Tiger Tiger burning bright <br />Doesn’t like the bright spotlight <br />Yet on his off days he’d resort <br />To pros who play a different sport <br /> <br />Tiger Tiger made a tape <br />of Tiger 'eagaling' his date <br />It came into the hands of 'Vivid' <br />If they release it he'll be Livid <br /> <br />Tiger, tiger lost Gillette <br />And Gatorade sent their regrets <br />Now he’s hawking Trojan’s Wares <br />and lady Clairol for Blonde hair.<br /><br />John F. McCullagh<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/eye-of-the-tiger-4/
