What the Hell was That? <br /> <br />I was walkin home late last nite, <br />I heard this weird noise, <br />What the hell was that? <br /> <br />Saw a cat drive by on a large motorcyle, <br />he honked his horn, <br />What the hell was that? <br /> <br />Saw I guy on the TeleVision, <br />talking bout his pants on the ground, whao, <br />What the hell was that? <br /> <br />Reached inside my bluejean pocket, <br />pulled out a big alligator, <br />What the hell was that? <br /> <br />On my head was a coonskin hat, <br />looked like Davy Crockett, <br />What the hell was that? <br /> <br />My wife said she was leaving me <br />for a toothless old man, wow, <br />What the hell was that? <br /> <br />A gorgeous naked woman came to my door, <br />said she was my lover, <br />What the hell was that? <br /> <br />Saw a pig the other day, on an elevator <br />he winked at me, <br />What the hell was that? <br />What the hell was that? <br />What the hell was that? <br /> <br />Gomer LePoet...<br /><br />Gomer LePoet<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-the-hell-was-that/
