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Gomer LePoet - Pasco DaMama

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Pasco DaMama <br /> <br />In the 15th century, there was this famous man, <br />if anyone could find things, this man can, <br />he was of Portuguese bloodlines, whose father was a knight, <br />raised around royalty, his life was no plight, <br />yes Vasco DaGama an explorer extraordinaire, <br />his voyages to Africa made everyone aware, <br />yes, he was well respected, admired by all, <br />but there was this constant rumor, echoing the hall, <br />he had a 3rd cousin, on his mothers side, <br />when Vasco was questioned, his existance denied, <br />the rumor has it, that this guy was a goon, <br />some even referred to him, as the royal bafoon, <br />he could not find his own ass, with either hand, <br />much less an island, in an ocean so grand, <br />it was said he would pretend, to be a Captain of Order, <br />but wasn't allowed, to take a boat near the water, <br />yes Pasco DaMama was an insult to his nation, <br />his family saved up, and sent him on vacation, <br />they only gave him money, to get one way, <br />they say he never returned, they never saw him again, <br />and from that day forward, Vasco had a grin. <br /> <br />Gomer LePoet...<br /><br />Gomer LePoet<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pasco-damama/

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