The only effective cure <br />for baldness <br /> <br />... castration. <br /> <br />Oh see the flowing locks <br />of eunuchs! <br /> <br />How envious <br />a bald Aristotle <br /> <br />... was of them. <br /> <br />Think I'll skip <br />such a cure <br /> <br />better be as bold <br />& bald <br /> <br />as a Julius Caesar.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/as-a-billard-ball/
