Hello. <br />My name is Bob a Job. <br />That <br />Is not my real name, and if you believed that it was, <br />You are <br />Very Stupid. <br />My name <br />Is Blimple <br />Is Dimple <br />Is Blimp. <br />A blimp is a zeppelin. <br />A zeppelin cannot be made out of <br />Lead. <br />Or led, <br />For that matter. <br />Do not be insulted <br />Just because <br />I have placed an egg on your <br />Head. <br />Noggin. <br />Crown. <br />Skull... <br />SKELETON. <br />By the way... <br />My name isn't really <br />Blimple, <br />Dimple, <br />Or even <br />Blimp... <br />Yes, <br />Again I have lied to you. <br />Do not be alarmed... <br />I come in peace <br />Strange life form. <br />Yum. <br />Humans. <br />No, young lad, I am not a cannibal, <br />Humans simply look <br />Scrumptious. <br />Delightful. <br />Delicious. <br />Perhaps <br />I am getting a little <br />Ahead of myself. <br />Potatoes, <br />My dear friend... <br />WAIT. <br />You are not my friend. <br />I don't- <br />I don't even know you. <br />You are just another <br />Random person <br />On the Internet <br />Reading <br />This. <br />And why? <br />And how? <br />Love. <br />What do you love? <br />Perhaps chocolate. <br />My mother just so happened to be <br />The God of Chocolate. <br />No, no, <br />She must have been the Goddess, <br />not the God, <br />For she was a woman. <br />Now she is the <br />God of Pancake Juice. <br />Yes, this time <br />I meant to say <br />'God.' <br />Yes. <br />I am not crazy. <br />By the way... <br />My name is <br />Bobert Smithsonian III. <br />I am telling the truth this time. <br />Indeed. <br />You have been reading <br />'Randomnessity.' <br />Thank you, sir. <br />Or ma'am. <br />Good bye. <br />Or is that one word? <br />Oh well. <br />I shall go now. <br />HOORAY.<br /><br />Bobert Smithsonian III<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/randomnessity/
