'Men are nothing...! ' <br />she said <br /> <br />'...but a storm <br />in a D-cup! ' <br /> <br />Her laughter <br />did a mental striptease. <br /> <br />'I don't dress <br />to impress <br /> <br />men <br /> <br />I dress to impress <br />other women <br /> <br />...the competition! ' <br /> <br />'I'm studying philosophy <br />at Uni <br /> <br />but right now I'm late <br />for my pole dancing class! ' <br /> <br />And with that she stiletto'd off <br />into the dark <br /> <br />before getting caught <br /> <br />her left heel <br />held fast <br /> <br />in a drain.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/miss-modern/
