To the tune of 'Why, how now, saucy jade?' <br /> <br />Why, how now, saucy Tom? <br />If you thus must ramble, <br />I will publish some <br />Remarks on Mister Campbell. <br /> <br />ANSWER <br /> <br />Why, how now, Billy Bowles? <br />Sure the priest is maudlin! <br />(To the public) How can you, d--n your souls! <br />Listen to his twaddling?<br /><br />George Gordon Byron<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bowles-and-campbell/