Do you put your cart before the horse <br />Do you cast pearls before swine <br />Do you let things run their course <br />Are you just in the nick of time <br /> <br />Is it out of the frying pan <br />Or over the rainbow <br />Is it water under the dam <br />Is it what you say or what you know <br /> <br />Are you Under the weather <br />Or are you up and away <br />Is it age before beauty <br />Is it time to make hay <br /> <br />Put your nose to the grindstone <br />Are your Boots on the ground <br /> If your foots in your mouth <br />Where’s your tongue to be found <br /> <br />Got your back to the wall <br />Got your Tit in a wringer <br />Are you Over the hill <br />Are you still a humdinger <br /> <br />Is it Much ado about nothing <br />Are you over the hump <br />On pins and needles <br />Or down in the dump <br /> <br />Are you over the moon, <br />Or Up the creek <br />Down the tubes <br />Or clumsy as a geek <br /> <br />Are you down on your luck <br />Or are you up and away <br />Are you Through and through <br />Or king for a day <br /> <br />Out of luck <br />Are you under the gun <br />Into the fire <br />Or are you under the sun <br /> <br />At this point I’ve got to tell you my friend <br />You really must be dumb as a clam <br />If you read this to the very end <br />You’re even more boring than I am<br /><br />David Whalen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-most-boring-poem-in-the-world/
