Down the stream the swans all glide; <br />It's quite the cheapest way to ride. <br />Their legs get wet, <br />Their tummies wetter: <br />I think after all <br />The bus is better<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/down-the-stream-the-swans-all-glide/
