Look at all those monkeys <br />Jumping in their cage. <br />Why don't they all go out to work <br />And earn a decent wage? <br /> <br />How can you say such silly things, <br />And you a son of mine? <br />Imagine monkeys travelling on <br />The Morden-Edgware line! <br /> <br />But what about the Pekinese! <br />They have an allocation. <br />'Don't travel during Peke hour', <br />It says on every station. <br /> <br />My Gosh, you're right, my clever boy, <br />I never thought of that! <br />And so they left the monkey house, <br />While an elephant raised his hat.<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/look-at-all-those-monkeys/