Soldier Freddy <br />was never ready, <br />But! Soldier Neddy, <br />unlike Freddy <br />Was always ready <br />and steady, <br /> <br />That's why, <br />When Soldier Neddy <br />Is-outside-Buckingham-Palace-on-guard-in-the-pouring-wind-and-rain-being-steady-and-ready, <br />Freddy <br />is home in beddy.<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/soldier-freddy/
