This population explosion <br />Said Peter to St. Paul <br />Is really getting far too much <br />Just look at the crowd in the hall. <br />Even here, in Heaven <br />There isn't any room <br />I think the world could do with less <br />Much less fruit in the womb. <br />Thus Heaven is overcrowded <br />The numbers are starting to tell <br />So when the next lot knock at the gates <br />Tell 'em to 'Go to Hell'.<br /><br />Spike Milligan<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/standing-room-only-2/
