If a pig wore a wig, <br />What could we say? <br />Treat him as a gentleman, <br />And say ‘Good day.’ <br />If his tail chanced to fail, <br />What could we do? - <br />Send him to the tailoress <br />To get one new.<br /><br />Christina Georgina Rossetti<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-a-pig-wore-a-wig/
