Channel 1's no fun. <br />Channel 2's just news. <br />Channel 3's hard to see. <br />Channel 4 is just a bore. <br />Channel 5 is all jive. <br />Channel 6 needs to be fixed. <br />Channel 7 and Channel 8- <br />Just old movies, not so great. <br />Channel 9's a waste of time. <br />Channel 10 is off, my child. <br />Wouldn't you like to talk a while?<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/channels-2/
