Well breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast no butter no jelly no jam <br />Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks no booze no potatoes no ham <br />Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried no gravy no biscuits no pie <br />And this dietin' dietin' dietin' dietin' sure is a rough way to die <br /> <br />So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune a glass of skim milk and that's all <br />Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial it's drivin' me straight up the wall <br />And I'm think' of french fries sausage and waffles spaghetti and cookies and cake <br />And each night I'm dreamin' of chocolate ice cream and <br />I'm starvin' to death when I wake all for your sake <br /> <br />You're fixin' the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes <br />But it's bouillon and water for me and you got a lock on the refrigerator <br />Lord knows where you're hidin' the key <br />And while I am starvin' for food late at night I'm starvin' for lovin' from you <br />But you say that when I can see my own dick you'll be glad to look at it too <br /> <br />So supper two pieces of cauliflower raw some beefsteak the size of a nail <br />One sliced tomato a small dab of slaw I swear I ate better in jail <br />Stop eatin' that pizza right under my nose girl that's the least you can do <br />And put down that candy bar while I am singin' I'm starvin' my ass off for you <br />And when I am dead with the insurance paid you'll look down at me and you'll grin <br />You'll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died <br />But don't he look good when he's thin<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/diet-song/
