Would you like to buy a dog with a tail at either end? <br />He is quite the strangest dog there is in town. <br />Though he's not too good at knowing <br />just exactly where he's going, <br />He is very very good at sitting down. <br />He doesn't have a place to put a collar, <br />And I'll admit it's rather hard to lead him, <br />And he cannot hear you call <br />For he has no ears at all, <br />But it doesn't cost a single cent to feed him. <br />He cannot bite, he'll never bark or growl, <br />Just scratch him on his tails, he'll find it pleasing. <br />But you'll have to take him out <br />For twice as many walks, <br />And I'll bet that you can quickly guess the reason.<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/double-tail-dog/
