Hey dragged up my holly and I pull it to a town for the bigtime <br />Hey rig down the road I tore 'em down I'm a bigtime <br />I wheeled right in them swinging doors <br />Out through the window with half of that store <br />Everybody stopped and roared here comes Bigtime <br />Lemme grab me a bottle when I bit off a tap cause I'm bigtime <br />I do a 90 miles an hour in this speedin' trap and that's bigtime <br />I rolled up the telephone pole and then I kissed 15 women fought 16 men <br />I thought I'd start over again for another bigtime <br />And then a cop come up he said I see you've been enjoyin' quite a bigtime yeah <br />But you got to pay for what have been destroyed Mr Bigtime <br />I told that cop you better cut right out <br />Cause you're a little bitty man I'm a great big trout <br />I swung at him and the lights went out on my bigtime <br /> <br />Hey here I am coolin' in the country slam and this is the bigtime <br />The judge didn't believe how imprtant I am he gave me bigtime <br />And in the bunk above me there is a poor tempted soul <br />He shot his wife cause she sneezed untold <br />Hope he didn't catch cold here in the bigtime <br />Hey when I get out I can have it made I could be bigtime <br />Vause my safecracker buddies wanna teach me the trade in their bigtime <br />I thanked them kindly but I told them no when I get out I'm gonna take it slow <br />A cup of hot chocolade and a late late show will be my bigtime <br />Yea cup of hot chocolade and a late show will be my bigtime<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/bigtime/
