Captain Hook must remember <br />Not to scratch his toes. <br />Captain Hook must watch out <br />And never pick his nose. <br />Captain Hook must be gentle <br />When he shakes your hand. <br />Captain Hook must be careful <br />Openin' sardine cans <br />And playing tag and pouring tea <br />And turnin' pages of his book. <br />Lots of folks I'm glad I ain't-- <br />But mostly Captain Hook!<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/captain-hook/
