Well on a Monday I'll be slingin' hash Tuesday I'll be collectin' trash <br />And on a Wednesday I might be tendin' bar <br />Thursday I'll be the guy who parks your car <br />On a Friday I might be teachin' school a Saturday finds me hustlin' pool <br />I got a whole lotta talents in demand that's why they call me Handy Man <br /> <br />Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys <br />Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys <br />Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn <br />And their mama's all horny when their daddys are gone <br />I can drive a tractor or wheel a truck I can deal a hand at poker with exceptional luck <br />And I can chop down a redwood usin' just one hand <br />That's why they call me Handy Man <br /> <br />Pow-pow-pow-pow-hum yeah you know if you need me for emergencies <br />I can come round you know work around the house <br />Or the backyards or somethin' not too taxin' no <br />Yeah on six in the morning I'm out pickin' fruits 8:45 I'm back pressin' suits <br />Twelve o'clock you'll see me shinin' shoes the coctail hour I'll be a servin' booze <br />I can wash your windows or walk your pet <br />Get your color reception and on a black and white set <br />Yeah I can play concerto on your baby grand cause I'm a huh Handy Man <br /> <br />Pow-pow-pow-hum all the neighborhood girls and boys <br />Pow-pow-pow-pow they come to me to mend their toys <br />Ta-ra-ra-ra their daddys call me to mow their lawn <br />And their mama's all horny when their daddy's not at home <br />I save my evenings for a brand new faces <br />Weekends are reserved for a emergency cases <br />I tell you babe you gotta understand that I'm a handy man <br />I mean a handy man you know what I am I mean a handy man<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/handy-man-2/
