Handsome guys get girls that are pretty <br />Other guys make it cause they're clever and witty <br />But the only love I ever got I got out of pity cause I'm the ugliest man in town <br />Yeah I drive down the street in a Roys Rolls car <br />Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar <br />But you know folks that really don't get you very far <br />When you're the ugliest man in town <br />There was a note on the doorstep where I was found <br />Is said this poor child weighs eleven pounds <br />So bring him up healthy and welthy and sound <br />Keep his back to the light don't let him turn around <br />Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold all you want is my silver and gold <br />Don't you know I've got a beautiful soul though I'm the ugliest man in town <br />Yeah I'm so ugly I gotta shave in the dark <br />The kids start to cry when I walk through the park <br />The clock stop tickin' and dogs start to bark whenever I come around <br />Oh oh oh I walk down the street the girls all hiss me <br />If I died tomorrow not one of them would miss me <br />Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me <br />I'm the ugliest man in town oh yeah the ugliest man in town<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/ugliest-man-in-town/
