I'm being swallered by a Boa Constrictor <br />a Boa Constrictor, a Boa Constrictor <br />I'm being swallered by a Boa Constrictor <br />and I don't - like snakes - one bit! <br />Oh no, he swallered my toe. <br />Oh gee, he swallered my knee. <br />Oh fiddle, he swallered my middle. <br />Oh what a pest, he swallered my chest. <br />Oh heck, he swallered my neck. <br />Oh, dread, he swallered my - (BURP)<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-boa-constrictor-song/