Hey boys you know once I was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye <br />And the first time that I wasn't lookin' she run off with a handsomer guy oh my <br />But I'm an ingenious feller yeah as soon as my brain got uncurled <br />I tiptoed right down to my cellar and I built a mechanical girl <br />Oh her arms are iron her legs are steel her hips are on wires attached to a wheel <br />And her spine is a coil that I now and then oil she's my ever-lovin' machine <br /> <br />She has no trouble making her mind up for I did not give her a mind <br />And her heart is a clock that I wind up so I know that she'll love me in time <br />Oh she never complains when I stay out all night she never complains I'm not rich <br />And each time I want her to cuddle me tight I simply turn on her switch <br />Oh her arms are iron... <br /> <br />My love is completely electric and she gives me a shock with each hug <br />And when the romance gets too hectic I simply pull out the plug <br />Oh she always did what she was supposed ter right up to this evening but then <br />She had an affair with the toaster and they ran off and left me again<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/she-s-my-ever-lovin-machine/
