Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy <br />They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die <br />They put poison in my coffee they put ground glass in my oatmeal <br />They put spiders in my tennis shoes and shit in my pecan pie <br />It's hard to stop and figure out where did it all begin <br />You see my father wanted a little girl and my mother wanted twins <br />And my grandpa admired Hitler so everything I did was wrong <br />And I'm gonna stop now cause even though you're smilin' I know you hate this song <br />Yeah and I know you're only listenin' cause you don't wanna hurt my feelin's <br />And you're just waitin' for me to leave so you can laugh about my open fly <br />You put the poison in my coffee you put the ground glass in my oatmeal <br />You put the spiders in my tennis shoes and you shit in my pecan pie <br />I know don't deny it I know I know I know<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/paranoid-15/
