Now if I can't be your hotdog lemme be your little weiner <br />Baby if I can't be your regular man lemme be your in betweener <br />And if I can't be your human torch lemme be your submariner <br />Well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' <br />Yeah If I can't be your Abercrombie bitch lemme be your five and tener <br />If I can't be your all-the-time lemme be your now-and-thenner <br />And if I can't be your now-and-thenner lemme be your you-tell-me-whenner <br />Mmm hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' <br />And if I can't be your datenut bread lemme be your soda cracker <br />And if I can't be your boom-a-dee boom lemme be your clickity clacker <br />And if I can't be your seven-course meal lemme be your midnight snacker <br />Yeah baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' <br />Yeah if I can't be your lovey-dovey lemme be your flirty-flirty <br />And if I can't be your orchestra lemme be your little hurdy gurdy <br />And if I can't be your Mr Clean lemme be your Mr Dirty <br />Oh hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somthin' <br />Hey if I can't be your Sunday man lemme be your Monday action <br />Yeah well if I can't be your big big show lemme be your coming attraction <br />And if I can't be your coming attraction lemme be your momentary satisfaction <br />Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin' <br />And if I can't be your bombardier let me be your tail gunner <br />If I can't be your serious love lemme be your just-for-funner <br />And if I can't be your big collision lemme be your hit-and-runner <br />Yeah well hey baby don't you leave me this way lemme be somethin'<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/lemmebesomethin/
