I'm haulin' twenty tons of freight into New York state <br />Started thinkin' bout Mary Jane <br />She lived over the hill I had an hour to kill I thought I'd get in out of the rain <br />Oh my she looked so fine had a bottle of wine <br />I'd have myself a little bitty swig <br />Then I heard wheels on the cinders and I ran to the windows <br />And somebody stole my rig <br />Oh oh oh somebody stole my rig somebody stole my rig <br />Heard wheels on the cinders and I ran to the windows <br />And somebody stole my rig <br /> <br />And when I called up the cops told 'em I tried to stop 'em <br />And nobody answered the phone <br />And so I called up my honey told her send me bus money <br />She said don't bother comin' home <br />And so I called the boss and said the load was lost <br />I thought he's gonna flip his wig <br />Yeah a moment quick enjoyment now I'm back on unemployment <br />Cause somebody stole my rig <br />Oh somebody stole my rig somebody stole my rig <br />Hey a moment quick enjoyment now I'm back on unemployment <br />Cause somebody stole my rig <br /> <br />But if I ever get a job behind the wheel again <br />I'm never gonna fool around <br />I'll keep an eye on the road and an eye on the load <br />I'll never even slow it down <br />And I'll stay concerned with the lesson I learned <br />I bet it's gonna change my luck <br />And I'll never leave a truck to go visit no girl <br />I'm gonna bring the girls to the truck <br />Oh somebody stole my rig somebody stole my rig <br />Moment quick enjoyment now I'm back on unemployment <br />Cause somebody stole my rig <br />Yeah wheels on the cinders and I ran to the windows <br />And somebody stole my rig <br />(Yeah I tell ya my blackbook was in the glove compartment <br />That's what really bugs me uh huh <br />I I din't mind walkin' or losin' my job or anythin' <br />Somebody stole my rig <br />I mean they could have borrowed it and ask me before...)<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/somebody-stole-my-rig/
