Oh a little bitty termite you know he come knockin' knockin' on my front door <br />Well he walked right in sat right down started chewin' on the kitchen floor <br />You know he chewed out the walls and the ceilings and the halls Lord knows he tried <br />But he kept gettin' thinner and he never got no dinner and finally he sat up and cried <br />He said it's plastic yeah he said it's plastic <br />Well you know it ain't no wood and it can't do me no good <br />Because it's plastic he said it's plastic <br />You know that everything's gonna be plastic by and by <br /> <br />Yeah an early one day in the month of May I went down to the beach <br />You know there were beauties and cuties in little bathin' suities <br />And all of them within my reach <br />Then a 38-24-36 miss just happened to be passin' my way <br />I said please don't think I'm nervy but you look so very curvy <br />Please tell me how you got that way <br />She said it's plastic she said it's just plastic <br />She said it's pretty as can be but you know that it ain't me <br />Because it's plastic she said it's plastic everything's gonna be plastic by and by<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/plastic-8/
