Oh, ever since my Masochistic Baby went and left me <br />I got nothin’ to hit but the wall. <br />She loved me when I beat her, <br />But I started actin’ sweeter, <br />And that was no way to treat her at all. <br />Yes, she is the one that I’m dreamin’ of, <br />And you always hurt the one you love. <br />And ever since my Masochistic Baby went and left me, <br />I got nothin’ to hit but the wall, oh no... <br />Nothin’ to beat but the eggs <br />Nothin’ to belt but my pants <br />Nothin’ to whip but the cream <br />Nothin’ to punch but the clock <br />Nothin’ to strike but a match.<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/masochistic-baby/
