I said, 'I'll take the T-bone steak.' <br />A soft voice mooed, 'Oh wow.' <br />And I looked up and realized <br />The waitress was a cow. <br />I cried, 'Mistake--forget the the steak. <br />I'll take the chicken then.' <br />I heard a cluck--'twas just my luck <br />The busboy was a hen. <br />I said, 'Okay no, fowl today. <br />I'll have the seafood dish.' <br />Then I saw through the kitchen door <br />The cook--he was a fish. <br />I screamed, 'Is there anyone workin' here <br />Who's an onion or a beet? <br />No? Your're sure? Okay then friends, <br />A salad's what I'll eat.' <br />They looked at me. 'Oh,no,' they said, <br />'The owner is a cabbage head.'<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/strange-restaurant/
