Did you hear bout Stacy brown (no we didn't but we'd like to) <br />He had every chick in town (no he didn't but he tried to) <br />He had looks he had class do anything to get a little lass <br />And everyone would shout at him when he walks his girlies past <br /> <br />They said everybody got one (everybody got one) <br />Everybody got one (everybody got one) Stacy brown got two (oooh) <br /> <br />Do you know the reason for his success (no we don't so tell us) <br />They say that he was double blessed (not like you fellas) <br />They say that Stacy Brown was born just a little bit deformed <br />Still his girl friends they all wake up smilin' every morn <br /> <br />Singin' everybody got one... <br />[ guitar ] Why they're climbin' up the wall (just to get to Stacy) <br />Young ones run and old ones crawl (he drives us crazy) <br />He got two and that's a fact but no one knows where the other one's at <br />On his elbow on his knee or underneath his hat <br /> <br />Singin' everybody got one... <br /> <br />He got two I tell you truth it's a fact no I ain't seen her but no I mean it's a fact <br />Well that's what my old lady told me <br />No I don't I don't why she knows how did she know <br />Maybe somebody told her huh gossip maybe it's gossip how did she know <br />Maybe just seems like two I wanna talk to that woman<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/stacy-brown-got-two/
