Ko-we-ha Gemini Jim taw Scorpio Salo <br />Taw sejno-nej-o-to-kono o-ha-na-shi-te-saw <br />There was Gemini Jim and Scorpio Sal they was livin' by the Golden Gate <br />Freezin' their nose and wearin' leather clothes and dealin' every way but straight <br />They had a Leo dog and a Capricorn cat and everything was goin' fine <br />Until into their life on a moonless night come the man who got no sign <br />He roared right in like some evil wind and he rolled himself a righteous smoke <br />As the thunder scrashed and the lightenin' flashed he took a toke and a spoke <br />Said he was born in an astrological warp when the stars refused to shine <br />On the cusp of Nowhere and Nevermore he's the man that got no sign <br />Then he told a story of an endless search to find his missin' part <br />And Scorpio Sal she smiles at him tries to do his chart <br />But the Pisces Ben who was Jim's best friend aaid man you must be blind <br />You better grab your knife and take the life of the man who'd got no sign <br />And so it happened and his blood run soaked the ground <br />The arrest was made by Sheriff Slade and Aquarius thru and thru <br />But the jailer was a Sagittarius so he beat Jim black and blue <br />And then they dragged him up to the courthouse stairs they said Jim how do you plea <br />He said man the moon's in Virgo so the blame don't fall on me <br />Well the jury all was the Libras so you know they was more than fair <br />But the lawyer was an Aries and an Aries just don't care <br />The judge he was a Cancer and Cancers have no friends <br />But the hungman was a Taurus and that's where the circle ends<br /><br />Sheldon Allan Silverstein<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/man-who-got-no-sign/
