There was a young lady of Wilts, <br />Who walked up to Scotland on stilts; <br />When they said it was shocking <br />To show so much stocking <br />She answered: 'Then what about kilts?'<br /><br />William Cosmo Monkhouse<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-a-young-lady-of-wilts/
