There once was a girl of Lahore, <br />The same shape behind as before; <br />As no one knew where <br />To offer a chair, <br />She had to sit down on the floor.<br /><br />William Cosmo Monkhouse<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-once-was-a-girl-of-lahore/