I'd Rather Have Habits Than Clothes, <br />For that's where my intellect shows. <br />And as for my hair, <br />Do you think I should care <br />To comb it at night with my toes? <br /> <br />I'd rather have ears than a nose, <br />I'd rather have fingers than toes, <br />But as for my hair: <br />I'm glad it's all there; <br />I'll be awfully sad when it goes. <br /> <br />I wish that my Room had a Floor; <br />I don't so much care for a Door, <br />But this walking around <br />Without touching the ground <br />Is getting to be quite a bore!<br /><br />Gelett Burgess<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-d-rather-have-habits-than-clothes/