There was a Young Person of Crete, <br />Whose toilette was far from complete; <br />She dressed in a sack, <br />Spickle-speckled with black, <br />That ombliferous person of Crete.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-a-young-person-of-crete/
