There was an Old Man with a gong, <br />Who bumped at it all day long; <br />But they called out, 'O law! <br />You're a horrid old bore!' <br />So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-man-with-a-gong/
